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LAST DAY 49% OFF - Whimsical Metal Carnivorous Plant Garden Stake
Sale price
$32.99
Regular price
$62.98
Meet Your Garden's Most Introverted Assassin šæ
Tired of mosquitoes and flies? This quirky carnivorous plant is a ruthless bug-eater... but it has one tiny problem: Itās incredibly shy.
It acts like a statue when humans are watching.
When you go inside, it goes to work catching annoying pests. But the moment a human walks by? Freeze! It gets embarrassed and instantly pretends to be just a regular metal garden ornament.
No feeding. No watering. Just pure attitude.
Friends and neighbors will definitely ask about it. Just tell them it's experiencing "stage fright." It catches its own meals, so you don't have to lift a finger.
Built tough for the outdoors.
For its "camouflage mode," it takes the form of durable, hand-crafted metal with a weather-resistant finish. Rain, sun, or snowāthis little guy stands guard season after season.
The perfect ice-breaker for any yard.
Adds a magical, humorous charm to your garden all year long. Is it just a stake, or did it just wink at you? We'll let you decide.
Monster Specifications
Diet: Mosquitoes, flies & gnats (when you aren't looking)
Personality: 100% Introverted & Shy
Camouflage: Hand-painted metal (durable iron construction)
Size: 15.75 Ć 6.89 Ć 0.12 inch
Deployment: Built-in ground stake ā just place it and walk away so it can eat.
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